• Richard Farr

A total lack of common sense

A spokesperson for survivors of the Grenfell tragedy have apologized for saying that Jacob Rees-Mogg “showed a total lack of common sense” in failing to leave a recent interview in a timely manner, i.e. before saying things that “anyone who wasn’t a half-wit would have understood to be insensitive, inappropriate, and in short plain stupid.” It was “not Mogg’s fault that, having been born with a silver spoon sticking dagger-like from his prefrontal cortex, he had once again failed the most basic test of intelligence.”

Doctors for the politician confirmed that he has endured a brave life-long struggle to acquire common sense, but was still struggling with the implications of it being “common.”